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Amorim: The nice days are coming
We’ll keep at Outdated Trafford, primarily to listen to Unai Emery’s response. For now Ruben Amorim has the mic and is apologising to the Man Utd followers.
I need to apologise for this season. I additionally need to say thanks – we’re very grateful in your assist through the season. I do know it was actually onerous to assist us in lots of video games. However now we now have to select. We both keep caught previously – as a result of this season is previously, it’s over – or we stick collectively and transfer ahead.
Six months in the past, after two victories and one attract my first three video games, I mentioned to you, ‘The storm is coming’. As we speak, after this disastrous season, I need to let you know: ‘The nice days are coming’.
If there’s one membership on this planet that has proved previously it will probably overcome any state of affairs, any catastrophe, it’s our membership. It’s Manchester United Soccer Membership.
Now I need to apologize to my gamers. Generally I used to be not honest, however I at all times tried to be trustworthy with you guys. Thanks very a lot, see you subsequent season.
Christian Eriksen has confirmed that he’s leaving Man Utd this summer season. “I’m nonetheless match to play, so we’ll see the place.”
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Champions League Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester Metropolis, Chelsea, Newcastle, Tottenham Hotspur
Europa League Aston Villa, Crystal Palacee
Convention League Nottingham Forest
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Emery waits by the tunnel for the referee, then begins a walk-and-talk into the bowels of Outdated Trafford.. Emery was doing 99 per cent of the speaking.
The 2024-25 Premier League season is over
As I kind Unai Emery is expressionless on the touchline, lasers in his peepers as he stares on the referee Thomas Bramall.
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90+5 min Villa have had a few close to misses in harm time. Newcastle’s defeat to Everton at St James’ Park means a draw would have been ok for Villa, who would have taken the lead after 73 minutes however for a refereeing howler.
Given his comprehensible temper on the touchline, there aren’t any ensures that Unai Emery’s post-match interview will start with a cheery “Good night”.
90+4 min: Man Utd 2-0 Aston Villa Given their shambles of a season, you’d suppose a genuinely very good Manchester United efficiency would steal the headlines. Not right now!
“In every other industrial enviornment, if a governing physique or regulator, made such an egregious error because the Morgan disallowed objective, that price them thousands and thousands in income, an organization would have loads of recourse to authorized motion,” says Hugh Molloy. “Watch this house.”
I’d moderately not. Nothing in opposition to Villa, who’ve clearly been wronged, however I similar to watching soccer.
GOAL! Tottenham 1-4 Brighton (Gomez 90+3) Hic!
That Eriksen objective settles the Champions League race barring a spectacular twist on the Metropolis Floor. England shall be represented subsequent season by Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester Metropolis, Chelsea and Newcastle.
GOAL! Man Utd 2-0 Aston Villa (Eriksen 87 pen)
Ruben Amorim tells Jonny Evans to make sure that Christian Eriksen takes the penalty in his final sport for Man Utd. He spanks it down the center and celebrates slightly sheepishly. One other good second for one of many good guys.
GOALS GALORE!
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Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace (Salah 85)
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Ipswich 1-3 West Ham (Kudus 87)
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Southampton 1-2 Arsenal (Odegaard 89)
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Bournemouth 2-0 Leicester (Semenyo 88)
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Spurs 1-3 Brighton (O’Riley 88 pen)
85 min: Penalty to Man Utd Maatsen stands on Amad’s ankle proper on the sting of the realm. He didn’t imply it however it’s in all probability a foul.
Unai Emery’s noggin has gone. Lengthy gone. He’s marching spherical mixing extravagant, sarcastic applause with livid arm-waving.
The Champions League race because it stands
(Man Metropolis are over the hill and much away)
83 min: Man Utd 1-0 Aston Villa The sport isn’t up for Villa. With Newcastle dropping, a single objective places them again within the high 5. However they’re all the way down to 10 males and will simply be 2-0 down: the substitute Christian Eriksen, enjoying his final sport for United, has sizzled each the crossbar and the submit from distance within the house of a few minutes.
“Afternoon Rob,” says Simon McMahon. “Due to you, and all of the MBM and Clickwatch group, for an additional nice season. It’s been a pleasure to be a part of it. Dundee United Rangers received the Scttish Girls’s Cup Ultimate right now, beating Glasgow Metropolis 3-0. Roll on the Convention League qualifiers…”
Clickwatch: that’s a keeper. A clockwatch with further bait.
80 min: Man Utd 1-0 Aston Villa Morgan Rogers’ disallowed objective was a howler from the referee, no query, however human beings make errors below stress. I do know I’ve. 1000’s of them! Tens of millions!
The larger drawback right here is the VAR protocol and the shortage of commonsense. It’s not completely easy as a result of typically gamers cease when the whistle is blown, however on this case it had no affect in any way on the objective.
If it stays like this Villa will go mad, and so they have each proper to go mad.
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Bournemouth 1-0 Leicester
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Fulham 0-2 Man Metropolis
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Ipswich 1-2 West Ham
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Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
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Man Utd 1-0 Aston Villa
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Newcastle 0-1 Everton
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Nottm Forest 0-1 Chelsea
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Southampton 1-1 Arsenal
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Tottenham 1-2 Brighton
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Wolves 1-1 Brentford
GOAL! Man Utd 1-0 Aston Villa (Diallo 76)
And now Amad Diallo has headed Man Utd in entrance! Unai Emery is making the cross signal along with his arms on the touchline. Aston Villa have dropped out of the Champions League locations, and we’re going to listen to a lot extra of this.
Ideas and prayers with Howard Webb’s cell phone at this tough time.
(It was a beautiful header from Amad by the way in which.)
VAR-adjacent fiasco incoming!
74 min: Man Utd 0-0 Aston Villa Uh-oh, this can be a helluva mess at Outdated Trafford. Morgan Rogers put the ball within the web for 10-man Villa, solely to be penalised for kicking the ball out of Altay Bayindir’s arms.
Replays confirmed it was virtually actually a superbly good objective; Bayindir didn’t appear to have two arms on the ball when Rogers knocked it away from him. However as a result of the referee Thomas Bramall blew the whistle earlier than Rogers scored, VAR can’t intervene.
Protocol 1-0 Villa. If this prices Villa a Champions League place…
GOAL! Fulham 0-2 Manchester Metropolis (Haaland 72 pen)
Erling Haaland is again on penalty responsibility and has ensured Manchester Metropolis will play Champions League soccer subsequent season. As issues stand they are going to end a degree behind Arsenal.
GOALS!
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Wolves 1-1 Brentford (Munetsi 75)
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Southampton 1-2 Arsenal (Saka 76) -
Bournemouth 1-0 Leicester (Semenyo 74)
Neglect the Saka objective, it’s been disallowed for offside.
70 min: Newcastle 0-1 Everton Chris Paraskevas, our Antipodean Newcastle fan, normally sends lengthy, considerate emails. That is all he’s acquired proper now.
……?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Ryan Gravenberch despatched off:
Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
Liverpool are a objective and a person down. Ryan Gravenberch, one of many gamers of the Premier League season, has been despatched off for a Dogso on Daichi Kamada. This shambles actually is beginning to take the gloss off Liverpool’s title.
GOAL! Newcastle 0-1 Everton (Alcaraz 65)
WHAT THE ACTUAL! Everton have taken the lead at St James’ Park by a neck-straining header from Carlos Alcaraz. As issues stand, Newcastle – arguably the shape group since Christmas – are out of the Champions League locations.
64 min: Fulham 0-1 Manchester Metropolis The web tells me that is solely the third sport in English top-flight historical past with no English gamers in both beginning XI. If this comes up in Prime Minister’s Questions, I’m off to Dangar Island.
GOAL! Tottenham 1-2 Brighton (Hinshelwood 64)
Jack Hinshelwood strikes once more! This one appears like a nice objective, backheeled previous Vicario. “What a end!” says Kris Boyd on Sky Sports activities.
60 min: Man Utd 0-0 Aston Villa Hojlund has a shot saved by Villa’s sub keeper Robin Olsen. Villa have been hammered – however one measly objective, for them or Everton, would raise them into the highest 5. With that in thoughts, Youri Tielemans and Jacob Ramsey are about to return on.
“Given it’s the final Clockwatch of the season,” begins Andy Flintoff, “will there be a montage of the perfect MBM and Clockwatch bits interspersed with the names of all of the individuals who have helped (or not) over the previous 9 months?”
We will try this, yeah why not. There’s a 74.27 per cent probability my mind will explode earlier than I attain September, however I’m on it.
No, no I’m not. However within the absence of an MBM montage, right here’s an all-time traditional. Each phrase of American (sic) commentary got here from Scott Murray’s MBM.
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Proper now, St James’ Park and Outdated Trafford are the place it’s at.
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Bournemouth 0-0 Leicester
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Fulham 0-1 Man Metropolis
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Ipswich 1-2 West Ham
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Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace
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Man Utd 0-0 Aston Villa
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Newcastle 0-0 Everton
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Nottm Forest 0-1 Chelsea
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Southampton 1-1 Arsenal
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Tottenham 1-1 Brighton
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Wolves 0-1 Brentford
GOALS! Soton 1-1 Arsenal (Stewart 56); Ipswich 1-2 West Ham (Bowen 55)
A nice header from Southampton’s Ross Stewart means David Raya and Matz Sels will share the Golden Glove – or, because it’s recognized colloquially, the Banksy™.
And Jarrod Bowen, Fantasy Footballer par excellence, has restored West Ham’s lead. Is it me or is every little thing s Bowen nonetheless a bit underrated?
GOAL! Nottm Forest 0-1 Chelsea (Colwill 50)
Levi Colwill has put Chelsea forward, tapping into an empty web after Pedro Neto bobbled the ball throughout objective. Massive objective, that, and the Champions League highlight is now on Newcastle.
Disallowed objective! Man Utd 0-0 Aston Villa
Rasmus Hojlund can’t catch a break; he’s simply had a close-range dominated out for a marginal offside. In the meantime…
GOALS! Tottenham 1-1 Brighton (Hinshelwood 52); Ipswich 1-1 West Ham (Broadhead 52)
Jack Hinshelwood’s second objective in every week places Brighton again in eighth place… yeah.
46 min: Liverpool 0-1 Crystal Palace Trent Alexander-Arnold has changed Conor Bradley at half-time. I’ve solely simply converted however the reception sounds much more constructive than in opposition to Arsenal.
“Maybe, Rob,” begins Paul Griffin, “Liverpool must attempt to emulate Tottenham’s sample of relentless, fuss-free back-to-back game-winning.”