Brentford v Liverpool, Leicester v Fulham, West Ham v Crystal Palace: soccer – stay | Premier League

Second halves upcoming, then. Objectives, please! Truly, scrub that: a purpose, please! Any purpose, please! “Liverpool changed Henderson with Endo San,” quips AA BB.

West Ham United 0-0 Crystal Palace. “Greetings from the London Stadium,” begins Ian Sargeant. “First half over. The sq. root of bugger all has occurred. Don’t take my phrase for it: the XG is 0.27. That’s for each groups mixed. Drab fare.”

In lieu of objectives, right here’s a beautiful piece in reminiscence of one of many biggest strikers ever to grace this stunning sport of ours. Go effectively, Lawman.

No nil-nils within the fourth spherical of the Scottish Cup, although! Listed here are the half-times north of the border.

• Broxburn Athletic 0-2 Ayr United

• Cove Rangers 1-0 Forfar Athletic

• Dumbarton 0-2 Airdrieonians

• Dunfermline Athletic 2-0 Stenhousemuir

• Elgin Metropolis 0-1 Aberdeen

• Hamilton Academical 1-0 Musselburgh Athletic

• Hibernian 1-0 Clydebank

• Queen of the South 0-2 St Mirren

• Queen’s Park 1-0 Montrose

• Ross County 0-1 Livingston

• St Johnstone 1-0 Motherwell

… and the Championship half-times aren’t significantly better.

• Coventry Metropolis 0-0 Bristol Metropolis

• Derby County 0-1 Watford

• Luton City 0-0 Preston North Finish

• Oxford United 0-0 Blackburn Rovers

• Portsmouth 0-0 Middlesbrough (L)

• Sheffield United 1-0 Norwich Metropolis

• West Bromwich Albion 0-1 Stoke Metropolis

To be honest to Pompey and Boro, the match was held up for half an hour attributable to a medical emergency within the crowd, so is just a quarter-of-an-hour in.

Premier League half-times

BREAKING NEWS: Nonetheless no Premier League purpose. Subsequently in It’s-Come-To-This information, right here’s Alex Robb in response to Kári Tulinius of three.34pm fame: “I all the time puzzled if Liverpool signed their Japanese midfielder in order that the remainder of the workforce wouldn’t be so involved concerning the lack of (H)Endo in the midst of the park.”

Brentford 0-0 Liverpool. Mohamed Salah finds Cody Gakpo who clanks a good likelihood large. A half-chance for Bryan Mbeumo up the opposite finish as effectively. One way or the other it’s nonetheless goalless.

Sheffield United 1-0 Norwich Metropolis. Not less than we’ve had a purpose already within the huge sport on the high of the Championship. And we practically had one other. A spectacular one too, as Gustavo Hamer has a pop from the midway line. Angus Gunn within the Norwich purpose suggestions it over to spare his personal blushes.

Leicester Metropolis 0-0 Fulham. Extra frame-bothering motion, this time on the King Energy, the place Alex Iwobi hits the put up with a shot-cum-cross. We’ll get a Premier League purpose in some unspecified time in the future. Gained’t we?

Brentford 0-0 Liverpool. One other long-distance effort by Dominik Szoboszlai, this one pinging off the highest of the crossbar. Liverpool getting nearer.

Nonetheless no objectives within the Premier League. “The best way Finnish commentators say Tsimikas, I all the time suppose for a cut up second they’re referring to former Liverpool legend Jimmy Case,” writes Kári Tulinius. “Have another golf equipment had near-namesakes from very completely different linguistic backgrounds?” So it’s come to this.

Brentford 0-0 Liverpool. The title hopefuls are starting to dominate. Lengthy-distance efforts from Dominik Szoboszlai and Ryan Gravenberch. A harmful cross despatched in by Trent Alexander-Arnold. However no finish product.

Scotland, then. And right here comes Simon McMahon! “It’s Scottish Cup weekend north of the border, beginning final evening with Hearts surviving an early scare at Brechin earlier than working out 4-1 winners, and ending with the tie of the spherical on Monday when Dundee United go up the highway to Dens to face Dundee. Holders Celtic are at house to Kilmarnock at tea-time tonight, whereas Rangers play Highland League Fraserburgh tomorrow. In the present day’s video games embrace a doubtlessly tough journey for Aberdeen, with out a win in 12, to Elgin, St Johnstone v Motherwell and a ‘racecourse derby’ as Hamilton welcome Musselburgh. However actually, it’s all about Monday evening.”

GOAL! Sheffield United 1-0 Norwich Metropolis (Burrows 22). Harrison Burrows opens the scoring from the sting of the field at Bramall Lane, hitting each uprights within the course of. Right here’s one other as-it-stands desk, as a result of if issues keep the identical, the Blades are going high. Burnley drew 0-0 with Sunderland final evening, whereas Leeds host Sheffield Wednesday within the Conflict-of-the-Monster-Vehicles derby tomorrow.

Nothing a lot occurring within the Premier League proper now. Over to Germany, then, the place Bayern Munich lead Wolfsburg 2-1 on the break. As issues stand, the highest of the desk seems to be like this, with champions Bayer Leverkusen taking part in Borussia Monchengladbach later this night.

Brentford 0-0 Liverpool. Now it’s Luis Diaz’s flip to overlook a gilt-edged invitation to attain on the Gtech, miscuing a header from shut vary. It’s actually an open sport, and you must marvel the way it’s nonetheless goalless.

West Ham United 0-0 Crystal Palace. No early objectives within the Premier League, although Jean-Philippe Mateta does his greatest to breach the dam on the London Stadium. Lukasz Fabianski denies him with a powerful arm.

Leicester Metropolis 0-0 Fulham. Jordan Ayew crosses for Stephy Mavididi, who isn’t in a position to join. However it’s a optimistic begin for the hosts, who actually want a end result as we speak in the event that they’re to kick-start any form of battle in opposition to relegation.

Brentford 0-0 Liverpool. Bryan Mbeumo tees up Mikkel Damsgaard for what seems to be like a sure purpose … however the Danish midfielder fluffs the prospect. A vigorous end-to-end begin in west London.

These early Championship video games, then. A round-up to your edification.

Brentford 0-0 Liverpool. The league leaders have began brightly, with Trent Alexander-Arnold and Cody Gakpo probing down the wings. An early half-chance for Mohamed Salah is blocked and cleared.

It’s 3pm, and whistles sound all throughout the land! I defy you to play this simply the as soon as.

There have been a few early kick-offs in League One …

… in addition to League Two …

These desirous of sizzling desk motion can discover it right here.

Champions League soccer for Bournemouth subsequent season? Why not? Simply look! Right here’s the Premier League desk as we head into the 3pms.

FULL TIME: Newcastle United 1-4 Bournemouth. After six straight wins within the Premier League, Newcastle went into this fixture with faint hopes of a primary title since 1927. Effectively they’ve been completely disabused of that notion, Bournemouth scoring 4 crackers on Tyneside. Justin Kluivert with a hat-trick on his dad Patrick’s previous stomping floor. Barry Glendenning has the main points, within the fashionable minute-by-minute format.

The early video games within the Championship have completed. An enormous win for Cardiff within the South Wales derby. An equally treasured victory for Hull in south London. Each groups put a long way between themselves and backside membership Plymouth, who haven’t had a great day in any respect.

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